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BOOBS AND WILLES a funny one?

A family is at dinner.The son asks his father,
‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’
The father,surprised,answers,’Well,son,a woman goes through three phases.
In her 20′s a woman’s boobs are like melons,round and firm.In her 30′s to 40′s they are like pears, still nice but hanging bit.
After 50, they are like onions’.
Onions’? rep the boy.
‘Yes, when you see them they make you cry.’
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?’
‘Well dear , a man goes through phases also.
In his 20′s, his willy is like oak tree mighty and hard.
In his 30′s and 40′s, its like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After 50 its like a Christmas tree.’
A christmas tree?’ rep the daughter.
‘YES—- dead from th Root up and the balls are just for decoration

Ha Ha Ha, thats brilliant love it, everyone at work is looking at me funny now though, they think I’m laughing for no reason. Trusty old internet to the rescue from a boring boring friday at work thanks!
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