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Many fathers are just not comfortable with sentimentality! Therefore “Father’s Day Funny Poems” are an excellent method of letting that special man know just how much you love him on Father’s Day. Here is a selection of two humorous Fathers Day poems.

The World’s Greatest Father

You are no good at footie, you never score a goal

At golf, the ball never seems to goes into the hole,

You tried your hand at gardening, all the plants ended up dead.

And I have no idea what you do inside your shed! 

Photography did not last long, nor did your exercise

Then you discovered the internet, and tried that on for size,

You really seemed to like it but I do have to say,

I did not appreciate eighty emails every day! 

But there’s a field where you excel and rise above the rest,

There is no competition, you really are the best!

Forget the eating nosily, nose picking and the farts,

You are the Worlds Greatest Father; your place is in our hearts! 

To My Dad

Yes, you are the greatest Dad, I am lucky to have you,

You always think of me, In everything you do.

But there is just one problem, As I sit beside you to watch telly,

I cannot see a single thing, Because of your fat belly! 

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My name is Lynda Moore and I am a stay at home mother of three. I have been writing poems ever since I was a child, for all sorts of reasons, schoolwork, family birthdays and funny ones for my friends.

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Is this funny or not?

Since it’s almost Christmas, I thought I’d post a poem I wrote. Is it funny?

LOL, nice!

my favorite line:
His big belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly,
Clearly someone sat too long in front of the telly.
XD

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