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CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE CHRISTMAS KIND

Santa knew he had to be more careful with the treats the kiddies left out for him on Christmas Eve. He’d just finished off some funny tasting brownies. At least, that’s what he attributed this hallucination to. He had been flying in his sleigh, minding his own business when a silver disc had appeared out of nowhere. In an instant, he had been caught up in some kind of tractor beam and his rig was being pulled through a gaping maw into the depths of the craft.

The sleigh touched down with a soft thud on the floor of a vast, cavernous room. To his left, two figures appeared and glided toward him. They were funny looking beings with huge eyes and gray-green skin. The tallest spoke up. “Hello, human. I am Zorblatt. We are here to study your species.” The second one added, “yes, we’ve been monitoring your signals for many years. I have grown accustomed to your broadcasts. Hello….pardner!” “Elrod” said Zorblatt, “you must not impersonate!”

Santa rubbed his eyes. “Do you know who I am? he asked them incredulously. “You have to let me go! It’s Christmas Eve and I have a job to do!” “Bah! Humbug!” said Elrod happily. “Let’s get on with the examination,” said Zorblatt. A whirring noise started up and Santa saw a blue light emanating from the being’s abdomen. It began to scan him. “What is that?” he asked, frightened. “Oh that is our photon light source,” said Zorblatt matter-of-factly. “It is unique to our species. Your physiology could not contain it.” “The moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair,” said Elrod, nodding. “This should not take long, bearded one.”

Santa struggled against the beam. “I’m Santa Claus! I bring toys to the children of the world in one night, and you’re interfering with my work!!” “Of course you are,” tittered Elrod. “Heaven help me, I love a psychotic!” Santa looked panicked, then depressed. “If you don’t let me go, the whole world will be disappointed tomorrow morning.” he sigHed. “Oh! The drama! It’s like watching Rhett and Scarlett! My dear…I don’t give a damn!” clucked Elrod. “You’re maudlin and full of self-pity. You’re…magnificent!!” “I AM SERIOUS!” roared Santa. “You have to let me go!” Elrod’s huge eyes got even wider. “You mean…you are really…?” “SANTA CLAUS!” said Santa. “I’ve been trying to make you understand!” “Oh, I believe…I believe…It’s silly, but I believe. Zorblatt, we have made a grave error. We need to release this human. Oh…and the two small ones we picked up earlier tonight.” He walked to the wall, opened a door and produced two elves. “Here you are. Out you two pixies go.” Bewildered, they climbed into the sleigh. Then the aliens joined them.

They set the sleigh down in a small town. The spaceship hovered overhead. “Thank you,” said Santa. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to make up for lost time.” “Do not worry,” said Zorblatt, “we have returned you to the same moment you were taken.” Santa was speechless. “Yes, it’s a wonderful life!” beamed Elrod, “and to think, the spirits have done it all in one night!” God bless us, everyone!” Santa raised an eyebrow. The spacemen scrambled out of the sleigh. “Oh, I’m sorry,” said Zorblatt, “I’ll stroll, You fly.” The reindeer reached a gallop and the sleigh gained altitude. Soon it was out of sight. “What shall we put in the report?” sighed Zorblatt. “They’ll never believe us.” “Do not worry,” said Elrod. “We shall return now. Let us deck our halls and rock around the Christmas tree on this silent night. I believe the salutation they use is ‘Merry Chrismas’.” Zorblatt regarded him solemnly. “Merry Christmas, then,” he said. “Yes, and Merry Christmas to you,” replied Elrod, “and to all a good night!”

THE END

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