Christmas Male Monologues

Thanks for visiting and welcome to our site!
We hope you will find the Christmas Male Monologues information that you seek.
We welcome you to browse our website to see if there is something in particular you are looking for.

We”ve included some information on each page for your reading.

It’s a firmly held belief that many of our mythological stories are based on some degree of truth, be it Arthurian legend or more recent American folktales like Johnny Appleseed or John Henry. These larger than life tales evolve from small grains of truth. Similarly many of the monsters and mystical beasts from mythology spawn from out own inner demons and secret fears. One such common phobia throughout cultures is the myth of vagina dentata. This fear has largely come to light recently because of the film Teeth, written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein, that was recently released on DVD. Teeth is about a teenage girl, played by Jess Weixler who discovers she has vagina dentata (Latin for “toothed vagina”). From there, you can probably imagine where the story goes, but as far-fetched as the idea may seem, vagina dentata may be more than just a premise for a B horror movie.

The History of Vagina Dentata

And no, teeth of the vagina is not something that women actually suffer from, however, it is an actual psychological fear with references in different cultures, spanning thousands of miles and across thousands of years. The myth of vaginal teeth is often associated with the fear of castration in men, and is most often falsely attributed to the founder of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud. Freud actually believed quite the opposite, he theorized that man’s latent fear of a women’s genitalia was because to a young boy a vagina is an example of castration and not the cause of castration. Vagina dentata, however, has its roots in folklore throughout the world. One ancient Chinese proverb spoke of a woman’s genitalia as being both the gateways to immortality, but also the executioner of man. In Greek mythology, vagina dentata was represented by Gorgon, a female snake monster with often depicted with huge menacing fangs. Several deities represented vagina dentata in ancient Egypt as well as Native American folklore.

Modern Context of Castration Fantasy

The myth has very much less to do with teeth mutations and more to do as a cautionary tale warning men of the dangers of intercourse with strange women. The film Teeth uses the myth as more of a female empowerment against male antagonists. The historical studies never put it in this context, it was always seen from a male prospective. The movie definitely puts a new cultural context on a very old primal fear.

To date, vagina dentata is not something taught in dentistry school, however, it is interesting how the fear has evolved in modern society. While teeth cloning and other tooth related technologies are changing the face of dentistry, dentists thus far have little to be concerned about when it comes to vagina dentata. Therapist, on the other hand, might have much to consider. The myth’s frequent representation in various forms in so many different cultures does lead one to question if there’s any truth or if it’s something all in our minds?

Mia Hepburn is a former health care liaison and writes the Aesthetic Services Blog at Signature Forum and affiliate websites such as www.HealthySmileForum.com.

Help finding this monologue!?

Last year while trying to find a comedic male monologue I came across one that I decided would be better for another occasion. That better occasion has arrived. I cannot remember the title, author, or what website it was from, but I do remember that it was about a kid recalling when he received a BB gun for Christmas. He spends the majority of the monologue describing the beauty of his gift, and then at the end he asks his father how high up the planes fly over LaGuardia. I think the word ‘American’ might have been somewhere in the title. If anyone knows anything about this monologue or could help me find it, it would be appreciated GREATLY!
It’s not from “A Christmas Story”

If you’re talking about a film it might be “A Christmas Story”. It’s a film from the 1980s.
I remember watching it when I was a kid.
All the best,
Tom

Another great place to shop for Christmas Male Monologues products is Amazon. They have more than just books!

I NEED A HUG (but I’d settle for a blow job) Men’s Hoodie Sweat Shirt Small thru 4XL $25.99 Brand new item….

Jesus Is Coming…Hide The Sex Toys FUNNY Women’s Babydoll tee Shirt in 6 Colors Small thru XL Brand new item. Form-fitting babydoll style….

Jesus Is Coming…Hide The Sex Toys FUNNY Men’s Sweat Shirt in Brand new item….

White Knight Black Night: Short Monologues for Auditions $7.50 Short Monologues for Auditions. How to select, perform and shorter monologue for an audition. Includes 70 original monologues specifically geared for auditions.Frank Catalano is a member of the faculties of the School of Theatre of the University of Southern California and Film, Theatre and Social Science programs at Moorpark College, Pierce College and Pasadena City College. In addition, he has s…

The Art of the Monologue: Monologues They Haven’t Heard Yet $15.94 The Art of the Monologue” – A collection of original monologues and complete how to sections that help you with casting type, monologue selection and final performance….