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Can you write an amusing Christmas paragraph or 2 or more, that includes these quotes?
1. For fifty bucks, I’d put my face in their soup.
2. Where am I? Is this a dream? What in God’s name is going on here?
3. Have you seen a tall, lanky dufus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?
4. I’m afraid I’m going to step through into another dimension.
5. Hello, you two pixies.
6. Hee Haw and Merry Christmas.
It’s the night before Christmas, and I’m afraid I’m going to step into another dimension. Suddenly I find myself in a Chinese restaurant, waiting for a table. I have a feeling of deja vu. I look in a mirror and discover that I’m Jerry Seinfeld. Where am I? Is this a dream? What in God’s name is going on here? George and Elaine come in. “Where’s Kramer?” I ask. “I thought he was with you,” says George. Elaine walks to the counter. “Hello, you two pixies. Have you seen a tall, lanky dufus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?” “Yes,” they reply. “He’s at the comedy club next door, vilifying African Americans.” Meanwhile other diners are coming in and being seated. I’m hungry. I offer Elaine twenty dollars if she’ll go over to those people and steal a dumpling from the table. She won’t do it for less than fifty. “For fifty bucks, I’d put my face in their soup,” says George. Just then a donkey walks in. “Hee Haw and Merry Christmas,” he says.
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