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Old/new Joke: Onions and Christmas Trees.?
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and Firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but Hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.” “Onions?”
“Yes, see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mum , how many kind of penises are there?” The mother smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it Is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?”
“Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decoration only!”
This is just a joke. Don’t take it personally, okay?
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Nelson figure decoration on Christmas tree with red and white tinsel Photo Mugs Nelson figure decoration on Christmas tree with red and white tinsel. Copyrighted Work Nelson figure decoration on Christmas tree with red and white tinsel Silverport Pictures… |
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Set of 216 Pure White Micro LED Designer Branch Icicle Christmas Light Curtain $74.99 Set of 216 Micro LED Branch Icicle Christmas Lights Item #X108041 Decorators dream come true. This unique light set is so versatile because it acts as a branch garland/icicle light set/light curtain Features: 1 line with 6 bendable, silver branch icicle drops Color: pure white bulbs / white wire Number of bulbs on entire set: 216 Each drop has 36 lights Bulb size: micro LED Spacing from the plug t… |
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1 Warm White 20-Light LED Lighted Branch with Starburst Leaves 30 $34.99 Warm White LED Lighted Branch with Starburst LeavesItem #H8154Brown branch embellished with warm white LED lights and miniature starburst leavesBranch has 20 lights Dimensions: 30″LMaterial(s): man-made materialsBranch requires 3 AA batteries (not included)18-inch lead cordPack includes 1 of the branch shown… |
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Rubies Costume Halloween Home Decoration 50 Giant Spider with Jeweled Eyes $10.85 Deluxe Huge 50 inch plush spider for your Haunted House decorating. Spider measures 50 inches with the legs spread apart. The body of the spider is approximately 11 inches in length, 5 inches wide and 5 inches tall. This is a favorite for Halloween Haunted Houses. This is NOT a toy, and is not suitable for children under the age of 14. Hurry, we have limited supplies in stock! Order Early!… |
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CHRISTMAS HANGING DECORATIONS: DELUXE PLUSH HANGING SANTA CLAUS, PENGUIN, SNOWMAN, AND GINGERBREAD MAN $19.94 Plush Long Arm Holiday Characters. Hang one of these plush buddies from every doorknob in your house for a cheerful yuletide decoration! In snowman, gingerbread man, penguin and Santa shapes, these Christmas characters are also fun to tuck in stockings. Kids love them! Each festive character comes with touch fasteners on its hands. 11″… |
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Pack of 4 Sweet Dreams Religious Angel Baby Hanging Wall Crosses 7.25 $54.99 From the Baby Gifts Collection Item #62124 Crosses read: “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. May angels watch me through the night, and wake me in the morning light.” Hook on the back of crosses for hanging on wall Each cross comes individually gift boxed Dimensions: 7.25″ x 4.8W Material: resin/stone-mix Pack includes 4 of the item shown… |
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New York Yankees MLB Gingerbread Person Christmas Ornament $7.99 New York Yankees MLB Baseball Gingerbread Christmas Ornament. This jolly ornament measures about 3.5 inches tall, 2.5 inches wide, and ¼ inch thick. Made of resin these hand painted figures are “iced” to look like members of your favorite team. This officially licensed gingerbread man is so happy to be a part of your holiday…. |
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Dallas Cowboys NFL Gingerbread Man Christmas Ornament $8.99 Dallas Cowboys NFL Gingerbread Man Christmas Ornament. This jolly ornament measures about 3.5 inches tall, 2.5 inches wide, and ¼ inch thick. Made of resin these hand painted figures are “iced” to look like members of your favorite team. This officially licensed gingerbread man is so happy to be a part of your holiday…. |
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Woven Tapestry Washington State Cougars Christmas Stocking- 12 X 20 Inches $14.99 A beautiful Washington State Cougars Christmas Santa Stocking made with fine detail in America. There is a feeling of elegance with this beautifully made woven jacquard tapestry. It would make an excellent gift for any Christmas alumni or to hang by your… |
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